SERIOUSLY
UNSERIOUS.
Three tiny games. Zero useful outcomes.
100%
QUESTIONABLE
QUESTIONABLE
01 / SNACK HEISTOPEN DOOR
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GOOSE CRIMES
Steal sandwiches. Evade the tax geese.
PLAY THIS NONSENSE ↗02 / REACTION TEST🔒 PASSWORD A
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BONK BUREAU
Government-certified bonking. No early bonks.
PLAY THIS NONSENSE ↗03 / FAKE MONEY SIM🔒 PASSWORD B
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STONKS GOBLIN
Buy high. Panic. Discover consequences.
PLAY THIS NONSENSE ↗